People I want to punch In the Face (sample)

I manage a Food Service Business so i deal with people from all walks of life. This has made me a very patient man.....But there is one type of person i can not stand. Lines out the door are common where i work, people want there food and they want it fast. Girl walks up...chomping gum like a horse, sunglasses cover 68% of her face, purse the size of a closet, nose as big as a baseball bat and of course the CELL PHONE glued to the side of her face. "Hello Miss how are you, what can I get for you today".......meanwhile she is talking in her stupid accent not even making eye contact with me....."miss?" still nothing. Meanwhile line building, people looking at me. Finally after a minute of nothing she speaks...."umm can you hold on" I look at her start to ask her what she wants and she says "No can YOU hold on" haha and she is serious !! This is what I deal with on a daily basis. This wont stop here. Everyone has encountered this type of person at the grocery store , the mall or maybe even where i work. Do the United States of America a favor and Punch that person in the face........